I for one am offended by those who would condemn the Christmas lifestyle. They don’t understand that unlike being gay, loving Christmas is not a choice. I was attracted to Christmas at a very early age. I didn’t totally understand it, but it got me very excited! I remember looking at a present and just aching for it. I saw a gingerbread man and I wanted him in my mouth!
It wasn’t until I moved to New York and saw the Macy’s Pride Parade that I had the courage to throw on my thigh-high candy cane stocking and proudly chant ‘We’re here / we like reindeer / get used to it!’ I just pray for a day when Kringle-Americans feel free to don we now our gay apparel.
"– STEPHEN COLBERT, mocking Rick Perry’s homophobic “not ashamed to be a Christian” ad — almost 346,000 dislikes, BTW — on The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
Reporter: So, Newt Gingrich is in there. Are you gonna give him a hard time?
Stephen: Is he really?! Oh, I was hoping to meet an unregistered lobbyist tonight!
Stephen Colbert: Curling Team Tryouts
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Stephen Colbert sings Ben Folds’ “Best Imitation of Myself”
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Another Christmas Song / Stephen Colbert / iTunes Holiday Sampler
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25 Days of Christmas Music (12.01.11)
Another Christmas Song — Stephen Colbert
“Santa Claus singing on naughty snow, reindeer ringing in the mistletoe. The manger’s on fire, the holly’s a-glow, hear the baby Jesus crying ‘Ho Ho Ho’”
Stephen Colbert & Neil Degrasse Tyson
I finally watched this video. You should too, if you already haven’t.
Stephen gets major cool points for the Sophocles reference.
Stephen has the best Oedipus jokes.
