filed under: ilu, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, look at me abusing creativity,

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Stephen: That’s not the first time I’ve ever been in a sword fight. Not this long, though.

filed under: The Colbert Report, Lord of the Rings, LOTR, Elijah Wood, Stephen Colbert, i'll fix the big gif later (error uploading photo ofc) but now i have to go, TCR, Stephen, look at me abusing creativity,

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Parents, everywhere in America boys are soaking tampons in vodka and literally getting drunk off their asses. Everyone. Everyone! Wake up, America, everyone is doing this!

Parents, everywhere in America boys are soaking tampons in vodka and literally getting drunk off their asses. Everyone. Everyone! Wake up, America, everyone is doing this!

filed under: you're late to the party, America. i've heard about this shit (and other ''''unconventional'''' ways of absorbing alcohol) like years ago and the stupid creativity of it still doesn't cease to amaze me, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, look at me abusing creativity, Stephen, TCR,

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Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Popsicle

Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Popsicle

filed under: OMG OMG OMG, you have no idea what this does to my inner physics nerd, The Colbert Report, physics, quantum mechanics, uncertainty principle, Werner Heisenberg, TCR,

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filed under: CHEEEEEESEEEEEEE, gpoy, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, look at me abusing creativity, Stephen, TCR,

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filed under: i have no words, Stephen Colbert, Colbert Super PAC, The Colbert Report, look at me abusing creativity, Stephen, TCR,

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I’m sorry I’m not angry. I know we have a deal—you watch and I scream. I’m really dropping the ball here. (Stephen’s Inauguration Breakdown)

filed under: greatest fake cryer on tv, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, look at me abusing creativity, Stephen, TCR,

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filed under: making gifs is relaxing:D, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, look at me abusing creativity, Stephen, TCR,

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Goodnight!

filed under: jk i'm not going to sleep yet, just wanted to upload it bacause omg his face here, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, look at me abusing creativity,

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Tonight I would like to announce categorically and for the last time that—and I am not being coy—I am not running for president. (2007)

filed under: Marta watches random TCR clips, The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert, look at me abusing creativity, Stephen, TCR,

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Nation, I hope you’re watching this tv mounted on the jog stroller, because you should be running for your lives. As we speak, a defunct satellite is hurtling toward the Earth, where it will destroy everything in its path. Let’s just pray it lands somewhere it can’t do any damage, like Detroit.

filed under: as a card-carrying cartography geek i had to make gifs of Stephen with the globe, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, NASA, satellite, look at me abusing creativity, TCR, Stephen,

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THE WØRD: Happy Endings

filed under: okay so pointless photoset is pointless but, it's been 2 weeks since it aired and i still can't get this Word out of my head, it's just so ridiculously perfect and witty and thought-provoking, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, look at me abusing creativity, Stephen, TCR,

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filed under: IT'S TOO SOON! THE DREAM IS COLLAPSING!, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, /whoa no error uploading photo tumblr? b r a v o ., look at me abusing creativity,

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