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![Jon Stewart: [in response to Pope Benedict’s declaration that Jews would not be held responsible for Jesus’ death] But you know, if the Jews didn’t kill Christ, you know what this means… The real killers are still out there. This looks like a case for “CSI: Nazareth.” It looks like the son of God… [puts on sunglasses] … got double-crossed. [“CSI: Miami” intro starts playing, Stewart air-guitars along]
(everybody should watch it)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhid9bFJv61qbkf7go1_500.jpg)
Jon Stewart: [in response to Pope Benedict’s declaration that Jews would not be held responsible for Jesus’ death] But you know, if the Jews didn’t kill Christ, you know what this means… The real killers are still out there. This looks like a case for “CSI: Nazareth.” It looks like the son of God… [puts on sunglasses] … got double-crossed. [“CSI: Miami” intro starts playing, Stewart air-guitars along]
(everybody should watch it)
"I actually wrote the song ‘Maybe I’m Amazed’ about myself. The original song title was ‘Maybe I’m Amazing’."
– Paul McCartney (via paulmccartneyslover)
“My name is Gerard Butler. And this is how I look before I apply L’Oreal’s skincare for men.”
Hugh Laurie for L’Oreal
